This was the adult version of the Jungle Cruise, except in Cajun Disneyworld you don’t fasten your seatbelt or keep your limbs in the vehicle, plus there’s a ton of booze. We squealed...

Born in New York but raised in Alabama, Kelly Kathleen Ferguson grew up confused as to who won the Civil War.

Then I realized that Governor Bentley used to be Dr. Bentley, as in my Dr. Bentley, back when he was a dermatologist and I a pimply teenager.